The Plan
(What the hell do they do?)
The first purpose of Amusement Concepts is to design, build, and operate the best themed photo opportunities in the free world.
Once China, Korea, and all of the other goddamned Communist countries are wiped off the globe, the entire world will be free,
and hence, the company will operate the best themed photo opportunities on the entire planet.
Future goals include, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO, complete domination of the inner solar system.
The Prez
Who is in charge of this remarkably successful operation? You might find his picture in one of these two places.
The People
These are the people that make it happen. Visit the Amusement Concepts Hall of Fame
to learn more about them. Warning: This section contains many close-ups. NOT for the weak of stomach.
The Pics
As this picture of a real walrus positioned alongside of a fiberglass Sea World staff member shows, the end product is a perfect souvenir.
Check out the rest of the samples.
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Contact the Web-fucking-Master at email Eric at "mr_eric_barr AT yahoo DOT com" (use @ for AT and . for DOT)